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Info on the bigot Nick Adams: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

Relevant part:

Adams opposes education regarding LGBTQ topics in schools and said that only a "bad parent" would take their children to see a drag queen show.[18] LGBTQ Nation, an online news magazine, has alleged Adam's apparent hypocrisy on this topic as he has suggested taking children to Hooters.[18]

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[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As someone who makes knives and swords as a hobby, I can verify that many things are capable of sharpening iron. Slightly less things are capable of sharpening steel.

Know what's great at refining a dull edge to be razor sharp? Ceramic. And I have legitimately heard someone refer to ceramic safety box cutters as "woke" at work. I don't get the (il)logic of that...

So uhhhh.... Yeah. Even "softer" things will sharpen stuff.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I honestly don't even know what "iron sharpens iron" is supposed to mean.

[–] confusedpuppy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just assume it's code for "sword fighting."

You know, they rub their irons together to get each other all nice and pointy.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

I've heard it as "steel sharpens steel" but in the context of male children needing a male role model. I think when boys don't have a male role model growing up they end up like Nick Adams thinking they need to be an alpha male all the time.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A colleague of mine says he sharpens his knives with... leather.

I have no idea whether to believe them.

[–] Cowbob12@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Perhaps he meant that he strops his knives? Incredibly important to do so in order to maintain their sharpness.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tldr leather can be a component, but not the whole thing

So basically when sharpening, you have a few different things that all do slightly different jobs.

A sharpening stone will remove a little metal along the edge, very slowly, but that makes the edge roll over slightly along the opposing edge face. This makes the edge slightly jagged, you can usually see the reflection of light along the edge of a knife to see it. You don't want to see any shiny reflection on the edge.

To remove the rolled over edge, one method that is quite popular is to take a leather strip, rub some polishing compound into it, and you run the edge of the knife along it in a similar fashion to how you use a sharpening stone. The softer surface combined with a milder abrasive does a nice job, if you do it right.

The end result is a razor sharp knife.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that sounds very much like it. Thank you for your explanation.

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have seen this at our local Pakistan restaurant. Curious to see if it works

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Iron doesn't sharpen iron. What a dummy. Only a harder substance will sharpen a softer substance.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure no one enjoys the company of anyone that calls themselves an alpha.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always tell those people that they are the incomplete version.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

They are also prone to infestation, since they are full of bugs.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Most likely!

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[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing screams “wimpy crybaby energy” quite like putting (Alpha Male) in your social media handle.

So true and none of them seem to realise that their alpha maleness look a lot like worshipping some grifting daddy-boss.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Exactly what Geoffrey Asmus is making fun of all the time. Never thought I'd see it so pure in the wild.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IDK, paying Musk for a blue checkmark is pretty beta.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Begging people to purchase your bargain brand of celebrity status isn't exactly a Chad move either.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Can confirm that my iron bar is sharp af. 😎🥵

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Iron can't even be that sharp. Pretty bendable.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They did used to use it in swords and other blades and cutting tools back in the iron age (hence the name), but steel is obviously the superior metal for such things.

Meanwhile, the Mesoamericans used obsidian, which take a very long time to get dull if you're using them to cut things like flesh and muscle, either as a weapon or for food. They're pretty good at cutting through bone too if you feel like sacrificing someone at the top of your pyramid. Obsidian does not, however, sharpen obsidian. Stone knaps obsidian into sharp pieces.

But I suppose "alpha males enjoy the company of alpha males because stone knaps obsidian into sharp pieces" would be less pithy.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They didn’t use pure iron in the Iron Age. Even back then knives and swords were made of steel. In the Iron Age they already knew that adding carbon during the smelting process would increase the hardness of the metal. They just didn’t understand why.

And even meteoritic iron is an alloy of nickel and iron.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And all these years, I thought Nick Adams was a parody account. Fucking hell

Edit: after reading his Wikipedia article, I've decided Nick Adams is himself a parody of your average American conservative, whether or not it's intentional.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I'd that what they call it these days? "Sharpening iron?"

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weak chinned and doughy. Straight out of central casting for republican alphas.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

But he alpha man.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm looking for an alpha male to sharpen my iron, if ya catch my meaning.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

And as we all know, it's always better with some lubricant, really helps the process along...

[–] Dampyr@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"Word around the office is you have a sharp iron"

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

I don't think I'd mind sharpening some man's iron

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still not convinced this dude is legit about all the bigotry stuff. He could be running some kind of long con. From reading his posts I eventually got the sense he was either not even a real person or at the very least he's a grifter grifting right wing rubes (which we all know is very easy)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's definitely a grifter, but that doesn't necessarily mean he isn't also a bigot.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh no doubt, I wouldn't be surprised if he was just a run of the mill right wing idiot who thinks he's an "alpha male" (lmao) but I just get this inkling that hes doing it for the laughs.

[–] tinfoilhat@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Alpha males enjoy spending time with alpha males because it's hard to find non-alphas willing to wrestle naked with you.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Alpha usually means the early version in software. If we're to go with that meaning that would mean his an inferior version of everyone else.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dude isn't very sharp....