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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

speaking of which I met an anarchist up here in Alaska recently who picked up on me being vaguely leftist and asked me if I knew who Chomsky was and if I knew that he was an anarchist. Get talking a little bit, get asked if I know any other theoreticians like chomsky and i drop Proudhon, Bakunin, and kropotkin. the nice person goes all amazing that its their first time meeting someone who actually knew socialist shit in Alaska and the first thing I get asked after all that is

"Hey do you watch Va*sh"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they're genuinely enjoyable to be around and a real breath of fresh air to the usually boomers I'm surrounded with, imagine like a few hundred variations of your dad, but it hurted when I was asked if I watched that fucking nerd.

guess what the follow-up question was, "Or... do you watch destiny?"

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now you know what Christian missionaries felt when they stepped foot in Japan in the 19th century, except you're actually right

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

i've been born, raised, and radicalized here my entire life, so I don't feel like what you're describing on the giving end, but moreso on the receiving end.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Or... do you watch destiny?"

hst-gun

"Hey do you watch Va*sh"

How to win friends and influence people. Step 1

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I felt like fucking tacoma after that. thank god that the vaguely anarcho-punks that i also know up here don't watch shit political youtubers so I can just talk music, general socialist ideas, or just random shit with them randomly.

Not all anarchists are internet-poisoned but my fucking god it hurts when I encounter one in the wild.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not your girlfriend, thats the CIA

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Tacoma wept

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Year 4 of me asking everyone to please shut the fuck up about V*ush

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always been confused is it actual horse dick or like furry horse dick

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gotta ensure we aren't hitting furry hex bears in the funny-clown-hammer crossfire

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Furries are comrade.

V*ush is not.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Furries are cool as shit. I saw some at a local pride parade a few weeks ago when it was like 90 degrees out, and the fursuit stayed on. Respect, you being you must be a big deal to have that kind of dedication. rat-salute Also, shoutout to my one coworker who has a fursuit with encorporated hand puppets. That's so cool!

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm laying my heart out bare (bear) for this site and I still get mocked.

I'll tell you one thing I'm not ashamed to say it, my respect for your gf just fucking plummeted

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

How much older than you is she?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

You're on here complaining when you could be adding to your own horse porn harddrive?

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago