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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'd be content with just "No Thanks" so we can get rid of the stigma people feel when they hemm-haw around when being proselytized to.

The Berenstain Bears simply say 'No Thanks' to Church

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That’s from the other, better timeline unfortunately.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Look up the Satanic Temple. I think it fits better.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Indeed. Fixed it

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The second point from the bottom is weirdly specific.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, LaVey (Church) had a bunch of weird stuff in his writings, including the salad dressing test in The Satanic Witch.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It's Berenstain, not Berenstein.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of us are from the Berenstein timeline

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm from the Berenstein and fruit of the loom cornucopia timeline. How are you?

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still wishing they hadn't turned on the LHC How about you?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hey it could be worse, in my timeline they did a crossover with the Little Critter' series and neither ever recovered. Allowing the Mr. Men to inherit the earth.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

its also Cumstein, it's always been cumstein

Definitely Bernstein.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Berenst-e-i-e-i-o-n.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

You can see where the 'a' got turned into an 'e' through the sloppy photoshop job.

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl -1 points 1 year ago

Do you also write Albert Einstain just because its spelt similarly?

[–] AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can the Christian god be monotheist, and claim they are the only god, if one of his rules is "you shall have no other god before me". Doesnt that imply there are in fact n>1 amount of gods?

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If the other gods were so fake, why did he have his people genocide them all?

[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The lord of darkness accepts all, without ceremony or sacrifice.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Except Bill. Fuck Bill.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just need to duck under some water that a paedophile has said some magic words over

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

What evangelicals see when they go to the library or public school.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That kerning is painful.