Legal advice for serious cat problems

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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/mks221 on 2024-07-03 01:14:28+00:00.

Hallo frands, Catson and Purrito here. Usually we on opp-sit sides but today we needz all handz on deck for big soo!

Dis morning da human put our foodz, waterz, and box in new room. We dink dis odd and start doing an inspect. Den she LOCK US IN DA ROOM for 10 BILLION HOURS!!! She say “painters coming to paint da see-leng in main room” and “dis keep youz safe.”

DEN we hear PEOPLEZ walking around OUR HOUSE! Peoplez we not know!! What if dey stole our extra foodz and treatz?! No kitty dere to guard!

Human finally gave us our freedom but we need comp-en-say-shun for false imprisonment! Can all cattos come 2gether 2 do us a halp? How many treats we get???