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Legal advice for serious cat problems

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Legal advice for the kitties and kittens who's hoomans don't know how to be good servants. Please keep this sub on-topic - but legal advice for...

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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/Minimum_Ad_4120 on 2024-07-06 02:17:17+00:00.


Shirin (11f tortie ruler of all) here. The entire world tried to kill me. Ok, maybe just my house. And a lot of stuff and books. Probably Dad. Maybe mom, cause she was there.

So I am sitting with my people just relaxing before my nightly rendition of "You are late with my food, even though you say food isn't for an hour" and * crash* boom *everything collapses * I am pretty sure the doorway threw books at me or something. I of course, dived under the dask for safety from flying objects.

Now Dad is moving around being grumpy and making scary sound and moving around a lot and I don't know what Mom did, she was pretty quiet so she might be dead.

And now everything seems normal, and mom claims she put out my food, but I need an order of purrtection and to soo everything.

Advice appreciated.

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