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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It starts with ONE MALARKEY I DON'T KNOW WHY

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter how many debates I try!

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've got no mind. Might've ate a lime, that might've had a sprig of thyme. I don't knooow.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Things arent the way they were before biden-fall

I wouldn’t even recognize you anymore biden-forgor

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Not that you knew me back then DaBiden

But it all comes back to me in the end 9/11

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It starts with ONE MALARKEY WHY WHY WHY WHY whywhywhywhywhy

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is what the 90s fallout movie would've looked like.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you that ear worm hasn't left my head since i was but a boy. I was already hearing it before and I'll hear it long after this post

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what this is so I assume it's the final boss of Myst.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I think it's a neighborhood on the north side of Chicago

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's from the before fore, Oldies from the early aughts. Here's a link

https://youtu.be/d_toKURCt10?si=v9mrHc6Oy3kmua-F

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Linkin Park described as oldies

yes-honey-left

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One could say it's

Classic rock

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I 30, I make joke, it ok bud.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

fun fact: when 9/11 happened they started teaching people to stop dressing like troll dolls

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Never forget

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

One thing, and I know why,

I really really hope Joe Biden dies

[–] CloudyConvent@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Why does every gen x dude look like this lmao

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, well, they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Followed a post here to let you know that I refuse to participate in the lyrics thread

[–] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I said power posters. Still a lil sad tho cri