this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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Dear okmatewanker. The tories made the sky blue I think when they won the election in the good old days, so everyone knows whos in charge. I was wanting to know though that since kier starmer is labour prime minister now, when will they turn the sky red? Does it have to pass through parliament? Or is it automatic. Does then king doing it? Or has he forgottej because his mum always did it

Help is appreciated

Many thanks

~flax vert

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[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

At night, because that's a shepherd's delight and it is good to get the farmers onboard.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When Comrade Keir triggers Charles' second phase and he performs Scarlet Aeonia.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

You're saying the cancer hasn't brought His Majesty to half health?

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

he performs Scarlet Aeonia.

Does he play it closer to the original Grateful Dead version? Cuz I grew up first hearing the Sublime cover so I prefer that one myself.

[โ€“] Vaginal_blood_fart@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sky is still paisley in Croydon.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Did the former MP for North Antrim move there ever since he got replaced with Jim Allister?

[โ€“] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The sky only turns red if it's mad at you. Careful with that carbon.