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one night i dreamed i pissed myself and then when i woke up i had pissed myself

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One time there was poop in my pants. Who put it there??

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I believe in the supernatural in every possible case except for you and this event specifically

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Came here to say that there is probably a multitude of things humans cannot perceive and it's crazy to think that the world is only perceptible through our senses. But then I realized it was a shitpost. More of a piss post

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I believe in life after love

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I do believe in the unexplainable. Like, for example, how some people still confidently say 'monopolies only happen because of cronyism'. Many such cases.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Omg who peed your bed while you slept in it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

sure. my sister had her hair colored, but it wasnt one of those wild colors, it looked supernatural.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, that was dirt owl

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The only people I know who have experienced supernatural things are religious or believe in the supernatural

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, isn't that a bit of a tautology?

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

i pissed my bed