Boomer Klingons who have been renting the same place in Manhattan since the 1960s: "Glory to your fixed rent!"
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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Ouch right in the socioeconomic status
"...And your roommates"
reasonable price and decent location - as in... BOTH!?
On the other hand if money were no object...
- https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/star-trek-enterprise-building-china
Wow! This would be cool to see.
Glory to your three bedroom apartment that you share with 5 other people on top of a busy nightclub.
Fingers crossed I'll have a place to die in glory over soon (offer submitted today)
Klingons seem like the type that would seize vacant housing instead of allowing NIMBY shit to go on.
They do have a huge amount of political bullshit.
On some series, they are a Russia-like country taken over by a small mafia that keeps pushing crazy laws so the population has something else to fight against. On others it's only bullshit all the way down. But the bullshit is always there.
From the futon to the China cabinet we will make war on Jeremy and his flagrant disregard of the chore calendar. Blood will witness the stale dishes drying in the rotting stink of Jeremy's dying loved ones. Forever shall the sublet cooperative be known as a domain of honor!
Let those cowards tremble in fear least they even think of breaking the roomie covenant of 26740
Thanks, Crazy Eyes McMurder!