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[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biden GROUND INTO A FINE PASTE NOT UNLIKE A HUMMUS by national media

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biden SLAMMED INTO SUBATOMIC PARTICLES by national media

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Biden VAPORIZED BY DIRECT EXPOSURE TO THE ACCRETION DISK OF A BLACK HOLE by national media

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Simply saying "We mourn the loss of life, and our thoughts are with their families" is like a day 1 lesson in public relations 101. How can that pudding-brain fuck even that up?

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because they can't find the right cocktail of meds to keep him lucid enough to speak for 45 seconds at a time

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I can't wait for the next round of presidential debates. Assuming there are any.

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

They're keeping him limber for the Trump debate cocktails because they didn't bother to train any plan B candidates

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Biden opened over recent remarks
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