If everyone who wore Punisher gear to look tough all gathered in one building, Frank Castle would weld all the doors shut and set it on fire.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Lob in a couple grenades for good measure.
Probably set up claymores at the exits too
Flying thru the windshield at 85 mph rear-ending a semi because I'm drunk off the liquor my handy seat belt silencer/bottle opener cracked open.
I legitimately use one of these because my car won't shut the fuck up about the passenger seatbelt even when the seat is empty. It just a simple 3D printed doodad though, not some token of American fragility.
Yeah but did you see how owned the libs were
Totally owned.
But you owned the libs!
Whoever makes this thing is doing praxis. Creating a $3 device to allow only chuds to self-select into dying at far higher than background rates? Come on, it doesn't get cleaner than that
And it's shaped like a literal skull! You can't get any more on the nose than that
TBH I don't think Frank Castle would have a strong opinion about it other than thinking the owner is a dumbass who deserves to be launched out of their windshield 
, he's more concerned with his own idea of Justice than like "obeying the law" or whatever bullshit.
He hates cops because they don't do [what he thinks] their job [is].
Yeah tbf all I remember of the comics was him doing in crooked cops and mafia, oh well, that's disappointing.
I wanted to say it's the stupidest Punisher shit ever but then I realized it's probably not even in the top 10.
[Edit. I mean outside of soldier or police evil.]
The worst is hands down navy seals wearing punisher skulls while shooting children in the back in Afghanistan.
I meant outside of warfare / police evil.
soros bringing out the folding chair on that one god damn
that Gallagher anecdote where his squadmates would sabotage his sights because he kept doing crimes too horrible even for them was stomach churning
The watermelon guy?
Edward Gallagher
I think Trump pardoned him but I can't be bothered to check
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/27/us/navy-seals-edward-gallagher-video.html
It depends on which Punisher we're talking about here. The one driving the lifted truck, or the cop pulling him over?
Putting a seatbelt silencer on my key ring and fumbling with it for 5 minutes to get it off so I save the 5 seconds to put on a seatbelt.