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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] pooh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Volcel Police

Arrest this Owl

They talk in hoots

They're purring like a cat

They're like a corrupted jpg

Volcel Police

Arrest this Bird

Their hornines is making me feel ill

And we have surrounded their nest

This is what you get

This is what you get

This is what you get

When you have sex

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

snipes-hesitation "I never wanted to be an owl hunter..."

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

We will never be unbanned from Buffalo Wild Wings

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

JUST STOP DOING SEX IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worst part of recovering from surgery

No strenuous activity, which means no doing it

Ugggghhhhh, two more weeks of this is gonna drive me plum loco

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I relate, but when I was recovering from surgery, I was more concerned about how your mom would feel than anything else. doin-your-mom

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

This is false kids. Don't listen to this. Too much sex ruins your digestion and causes your liver to turn yellow.

Sex should only be used for the reproduction of the labour force.

Here's how my wife and I beared through the misery of copulation:

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

That's why we are all on Seksbjørn, aren't we?

I thought I heard you hootin and hollerin

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, okay. What forum did you read that on?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

This one. It says it right there