this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
23 points (96.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13473 readers
1 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank

Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here

Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Eat your heart out Lara Croft.

top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This is what we refer to as "a loot drop"

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His Metal Gear Solid code name is Disproportionate Dingo

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's no Ocelot that's for sure.

He may have more then 12 shots but he would probably go hide and shit in a barrel if he was ever shot at

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

pull one of those pistols out of his holster from behind and you're walking home with four new guns and eight new magazines

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

By the time he expends enough delta-v to enter a second floor window, he'll be out of bullets

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Open carry is a wonderful way to get your gun stolen

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I'm trying to make a "the cake is a lie" joke butt it's not working out

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone who knows about guns correct me here, but those four (magazines? clips? bang bang tubes?) aren't positioned in a place that looks like it'd be comfortable or easy to reach in a rush.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're magazines. I've never seen someone put a mag reload in their lower back, it looks uncomfortable and awkward to reach but I don't shoot regularly so.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Our boy in the tactical striped polo is just showing off how flexible his shoulders and elbows are. Guy does reach-behind reloads in one fluid 2 second motion every time.

Get on his level.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ok. This the kind of thing that my dad called "placebo Viagra", he's wearing it to feel hard

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

That or he's just a clueless dip trying to be tacticool but failing pretty hard.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time this is posted I feel compelled to point out the importance of bringing enough to share with your comrades.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Regular one man army.

[–] angelsomething@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago

How else is someone to infer the approximate size of their genitals?

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah I tactically quad wield my pistols

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Excuse me, this is actually maximum drip.