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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

What the hell does a TV executive producer know about audio? He's not an audio guy, he's a money guy.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CNN is on Putler’s payroll. Spread the word.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hanlons razor with these fools, either: the octogenarian Joe Biden was made to look old with an elaborate web of audio visual distortions, that his own campaign isn’t talking about, or: the octogenarian Joe Biden looks old. There is no talking to these idiots.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

geordi-no Hanlon's Razor

geordi-yes Mehrune's Razor meow-knife-trans

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BlueMAGA cretins finally catching up to their RedMAGA brethren and going apoplectic on the lying mainstream media for all the wrong reasons

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for their January 6th moment

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wasn't BlueAnon just a pejorative that people used? This is getting too real

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Started as mostly a joke but hellworld has no chill

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

we did some workshopping here a few years ago for blueanon, I wonder what we nailed

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Never underestimate the lathe lathe-of-heaven

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk why these freaks need to focus on weird shit, why not attack him for actual things?

That would be materialism

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm no producer but maybe this guy sucks at audio production if he can't edit someone's voice to sound cool as hell in post

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well if he's an exec he probably has no real skills

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's pointing and yelling at the computer, but nothing is happening!

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he should try threatening to fire the computer

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Running Biden's debate audio through six Boss Metal Zones and wondering why he still sounds unintelligible

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

They should try a QTron with the reverb cranked for that jam band feel. Maybe we can get some college kids back.

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

The list of people/places/institutions that aren't Russian Chinese hitlerbots:

Joseph Robinette Biden.

That's it. Literally everything else is Russian.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

How do you even get to this point for fucking Joe Biden. Trump I can understand, he has some charisma and the promise of changing things as odious as he is. But Biden is just a doddering old man (not that he was better before as a loud bigot) that promises to maintain the status quo.

[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Newsflash: guy born in 1942 is hard to hear sometimes.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

This is what lobotomy posting should be about. Complete with the amogus piano theme

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dark Brandon (Chopped and Screwed Remix)

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Biden solidarity DJ skrew
Making more sense after a pint of lean

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

The storm is coming

I've worked in film and tv for a decade and this guy should also know that is you're ripping the debate from fuckin youtube or whatever then of course you're not going to have the latitude to "fix" anything, the fuckin dunce.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

He sounds breathy and hissy.

He's part honey badger?

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Look...I was told a long time ago that the...uh...the...the way...one time I was sitting with the young man and he turned to me and he said Joe, where we are one we all go one and he was right we did go all one.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ok so I mean you could tell the technical crew was trash/interns from the first moment when biden walked out into the dark with no stage wash/podium special lights on, and that reminded them they need to turn it on before trump walked out. which made trump look better in the beginning that I actually watched a clip of.

and you can really make a big difference in perceptions using audio, video, and lighting choices.

but I didn't actually watch that dumpster fire of a debate. so who knows and who cares.

the dude is old as dirt and you can't fix his broken decaying brain. plus some executive producer knows fuck all about anything technical. all he knows is how to not have a real job and be a parasite.

[–] CloudyConvent@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The la li lu le lo?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

#DebateAudioGate

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

It is scary how they made it sound like genocide Joe was saying "we beat Medicare" when he was in fact delivering an epic one-liner that would have destroyed the orange Cheeto man.