he should schedule the debate to be at midnight, but then make sure to equip himself with a beam proof helmet and an energy shield. when everyone sees how coherent he is—and he will be coherent, because the chinese-russian rays won't get to him—the electoral map will turn as blue as the fur on sonic's feet
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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the biden is the sun, the kamala is the moon, both dancing in the skies of power 
Biden is light itself.
nono, they are both shards of primeval light 
- girlboss and warcrimes
And then they can put on a play called The Night President Comeith
Natural evolution of the Roman Republics double consul thing, instead of trading off daily - why not switch off every 12 hours?
Real Diocletian hours, who the fuck up?
Kamala gets to hold fasces during naptime
Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down on the nightshift
I bet you're singing proud, I bet you'll pull a crowd
Gonna be a long night, it's gonna be all right on the nightshift
You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift
Unelected 
Should never have power.
thats handpicked successor, sir, excuse you
My apologizes donning my corronaton attire. I shall throw my self under the red carpet so as to cushion the harsh ground she will be made to walk over.
The next debate should be held in a Golden Corral
Noon deal democrat 
biden should pay me and everyone else that $2000 he owes us and then redacted parody