this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

False. Just circle some random spot on the picture and send it back with "normally i would ignore this but you should get that checked by a dermatologist btw".

He'll never sleep soundly again

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago

This sounds kinda genius and since men tend to not get themselves checked enough you might even accidently help some(piece of shit)one find an actual health issue

Omg I love this. I'm totally doing this😲

do that but make sure it's just, the background of the image.

[–] i_ben_fine@lemmy.one 52 points 1 year ago

trans girls stay winning

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Bisexual who sent the first pic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Results may vary.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

joke's on you I'm into that shit

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or just respond, "Why is it so small?"

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

"Looks like it stinks."

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

or download the image each time ...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not blue waffles? No one that gets that and doesn't lose his erection instantly is human.

[–] Reucnalts@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

So if i lose my boner i am not human? Good to know that i am a robot