this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

dark brandon bringin the heat

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And on this day, Dark Brandon casts upon us the Glory of St Javelin, from which we shall unleash unending fire, until the scourge exists no longer, amen. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Amen πŸ™

[–] alternative_factor@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Plot twist: the canned beef is water.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or maybe some used industrial solvent that someone was paid to dispose of safely.

oooff that's an ice burn.

And it's dehydrated to save on shipping costs.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He did say NO malarkey.

Not some malarkey. NO malarkey.