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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Slave owners deserved to be killed

edit: thanks for the ban, le epic stranger

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy shit you're right

I hate minorities

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yo this comment is epic bacon sauce! You dropped this 👑

EDIT: Thanks for the wholesome big chungus, M'lady!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*gentlemam

Even if it's shitposting please don't misgender me

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

All good, thanks comrade!

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean minors, no miners, i mean people who run the mines, i mean slave owners

this user was banned for this post

[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Minorities on an island somewhere

[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also choose this guy hexbears

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

You, sir, win the internet for today!

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new Hexbear overlords

Ummm ackshually I watched the niche tv show friends and learned sarcasm. And as an exeprt I can tell this post is making fun of reddit. Reddit is a pro democracy platform where you can post about russian interference and saving hong kong iran. This is the way chud russian bots talk and this site is filled with stalinist russian bots. Anyway be safe out there folks. Stream tortured poets department : the anthology to help curb sexism 😊.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

RIP your inbox

Also I bet I could eat 100 pigpoops

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Also I bet I could eat 100 pigpoops

Goddamn that is an ancient reddit meme. That is some Rally to Restore Sanity era shit.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's almost as if two things can be bad at once

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] PaX@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Bacon, epic, etc