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Much like the original Democrats of the 1830s, they are ruthless settler colonialists with generals as their leaders.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

new aristocrats joke dropped

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Liberals are fascinating, I wonder what they think this is going to actually change. Netanyahu is going to be their last PM before the country is de jure and de facto run by the general of the army.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

There isn't going to be another election.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They'll probably put Ben-Gvir in power

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah if they kill netanyahu. Other than that, he's hanging on for dear life

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume you’re referring to 5 Star General Shy Penis (22)

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's him. After the previous 5 star general, General bitchass (19), bravely fell in battle, ~~a brick from a building he was trying to to demolish fell on his head~~, may god save his semen, they needed someone a little more mature and seasoned for the job.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Israel put me out of a job because the jokes just write themselves nowyoure-awful

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Left of adolf

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago