Keeping my vital essenses for when there are...excesses.
This is standard issue in the IOF Cum Preservation Unit.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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I am my own portable self contained cum warmer. No batteries or cord required!
Another win for capitalism
I used one of these at the portable sperm clinic I ran for my unvaxxed loads out of a closed down Walmart.
I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it's always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something