this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna need this template :o