I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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rly makes u think
About only working 10-4 or about how the last two presidents have apparently done fuckall and that it seems like not a super necessary thing to have?
Yes
He just like me fr
me but with 8pm to 2am
Hexbears please tell me which of the following scenarios is more likely:
The President - also the High Priest of the Neoliberal sect - has been subjected to an occult ritual to become the Vessel for the Dark God of Capital, which takes an unknown form residing within the flesh of the President. In the evening, the entity leaves the flesh and returns to its Temple, as it finds the frail body of the President a harsh condition for long-term habitation.
The President is senile.
"Diddy is forcing him into a humiliation ritual"
-manosphere influencers, probably
I don't think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.
High blood pressure or writhing mass of tentacles with no clear beggining or end pressing on the optic nerve?
The former
we’re boned
mf is sundowning.
It’ll come out in the next decade that our 46th president suffered old timers disease. Feckless and mentally incapable.
It'll be revealed by a staffer in a book deal. This staffer was later found to be ruthlessly attacking everyone on social media and even doxxing dissenters because they needed a paycheck during the 2024 election. Can anyone think of the DC consultants 🥺.
Remember when liberals were up in arms about Trump spending a lot of time golfing?
Or his 'executive' time in the morning. It's literally the same thing, including impromptu press conferences in front of the fucking helicopter.
Watched some local news garbo because gf's mom had it on and one of the indicators for Trump doing better than Biden at the debate was that he "finished his sentences"
it's just... so fuckin' funny to watch America melt in on itself in real time 
How did people get from Obummer in 16 to accepting Biden stammering and losing his train of thought 8 years later? I know this has happened before with Reagan and maybe Bush the Elder, but damn how the fuck? How did they go from obama's charismatic orations to bringing the knives out when someone suggests Biden should step down? They did the same thing for Ginsberg too, though, I guess. Idfk.
It's like team sport to them. If you are a fan of FC Blue you support them whether there giving a good performance or a shitty one. You might yell at the coach from time to time if they don't perform but you would never want to see another team win and you would never accept anyone but other FC Blue ultras talking shit about your team.
I wish I could work 3 hours a day and have a legion of TV brains defend me on social media when I call a garage a "Johnny Shack" while campaigning in a town called Pigsfoot, Ohio.
Part time president
Remember “The 3:00 am phone call?”
my mom works with dementia patients and said he was very reminiscent lmao
The solution is simple. We just coordinate with the world’s leaders to conduct business - whether political, economic, or military - within those hours. We ask Putin and Hamas to ceasefire during the fatigue hours so we can make governance and politics more accessible, inclusive, and equitable to President Biden.
Good thing world events are only scheduled during 10-4 local time. Shouldn't be a problem.
We should all have those work hours.
So when does Netanyahu calls him?
Biden supports Netanyahu regardless of what time it is. His fondness of genocide is in his DNA.
When his brain degrades fully and he's regressed into thinking it's 1960, all that'll be left is zionism and genocide.
Fuck I want a five hour workday, c'mon man, no mlarky