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In all seriousness I feel like the common answers I saw of Diogenes (because that was like, his entire shtick) or Socrates (because they killed him for being annoying) are probably better answers but saying its Trotsky on a leftist forum is way funnier.

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trotsky is a good answer and funny for leftists to say.

Cicero also works.

Charles De Gaulle is also a possibility.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

But without Charles De Gaulle we lose one of my favorite quotes!

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

not super evil

De Gaulle is responsible for thousands of deaths in Africa

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess... but he's also responsible for this... from Lightiggy's post in reddit...

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh shit I have a friend of French-Algerian descent and I know her father, who is Algerian, was imprisoned and treated harshly in Algeria during this period.

He moved to France and I always wondered what it would be like to migrate to the country that tortured you, but a penny just dropped and now I think I understand why he moved to France.

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Silly, but he did it because they're Arabs/amazighs, not because they were traitors.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my b I guess I only registered the "annoying" part of the question

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trotsky is the worst even more so for the legacy he left behind. Empowering these fucking nerds to create orgs that gotcha AES countries and fall in line with the imperialist core talking points all the while claiming the banner of Socialists.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Which orgs are you referring to? There's been a few splits lol

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Martin Luther reminds me of Destiny

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It never ceases to amaze me that he went off half cocked with a bad translation and became a bigot instead of engaging in self crit. Like this is the guy who started a movement? Bruh embraced hatred before admitting he fucked up bad and is somehow the most influential figure of his time.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And we're all still paying for it in blood.

Read this if you want to find out how much of a craven bootlicker Martin Luther was

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Nailing 95 theses against tankies to my ex-wife's door in the hopes she'll call me to complain.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How I didn't think of Stirner as a contender until my friend mentioned it is honestly shockingly.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't Stirner a fake guy made up for Marx to be mad at though?

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Communism is when I do whatever I want, and the more I do, the more communist it is.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but Stirner is just too cool and audacious to be annoying, even Marx was tickled by the mere "existence" of the man

Now his fans who take his theories seriously on the other hand.....

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Stirner would bully egoists so hard…

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cato was an annoying and self righteous piece of shit

Real “giving the plebes bread is not just a threat to my personal wealth but an unholy affront to our sacred republic” kind of guy

Plus modern day libertarians love the guy so what more do you need? They named the fucking Cato institute after him case closed

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I feel like Voltaire was probably a real pill. Just not fun to be around.

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trotsky himself COULD be sophisticated, and I think he wrote somewhere that had he been in power instead of Stalin those 5 year plans wouldn't have been that much less painful, but the political movement he left behind produced some of the more simplistic narratives about socialism ever, on par with "muh human nature" shit

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He did some genuinely intelligent things during the revolution. It's a shame the power struggle and his theories turned out the way it did, the movement he left behind, as you say, is incredibly annoying.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

big-yud

I may be biased because computer science and engineering are some of my deepest passions, and this Dunning Kruger dipshit has managed to gain an entirely unwarranted degree of trust to speak about the subjects. I also personally know people who got suckered into his cult.

[–] kot@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but the real reason Socrates was executed was his real or perceived ties with the dictatorship of the 30, which took power after they lost Peloponesian war, and killed a bunch of athenians.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh, but also I'm sure him being insufferable did not help.

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

everybody liked this

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I.F. Stone Breaks the Socrates Story: An old muckraker sheds fresh light on the 2,500-year-old mystery and reveals some Athenian political realities that Plato did his best to hide.

http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/socrates/ifstoneinterview.html

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of Urbanist Twitter could probably go here. Objectively correct takes delivered in the most insufferable way possible

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Blaming poor people for needing a car to survive is my least favorite if there's

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus during his time managed to piss off a great many people, so he's probably a contender. He would refuse to answer questions straight and would always use parables, and pissed off the Pharisees to no end. He even befriended a tax collector!

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Parables are a decent way to overcome the general illiteracy of the time. People have always responded well to Aesop fables. Use symbolic tales parallel to the deeper lesson and all that.

Creating the worlds most colonial religion is definitely a top tier most aggravating move though tbh.

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Actually, according to Mark, Jesus spoke in parables in order to hide the true meaning of what he said. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Socrates seems in the running for this

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude was so annoying he was forced to choose between social or literal suicide and chose to become a martyr for debate bros everywhere.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

bill mahler, elong musk, ayn Rrand, martin luther, or galileo

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, Bill fucking Mahr. I hate that man with such purity.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James Corden too

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How has no one said Ayn Rand

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I mentioned her to a communist friend as a possibility, and he said "her movement is obviously annoying, but if you watch her in interviews you might be suprised". I said I hadnt, so he sent me one with Mike Wallace that she did.

Kinda interesting. She was surprisingly charismatic in a way. The words she was saying annoyed me obviously, but on pure personality I could see what my friend meant. If anything, the more annoying person on screen was Mike Wallace lol. He pressed her pretty hard (which to be clear is a good thing) and it was offputting in a way even though I sided him him doing so.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Ptolemy that little shit

My hate for Elon Musk is pure. Every time he opens his yap it's the stupidest shit, like so on the nose obvious bullshit.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Matthew Yglesias

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Russel Brand takes the top spot easily

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Never liked him

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I vote for my older sister circa when we were teenagers

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta be annoying to start an army I guess