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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Don't change what works.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao imagine being a nafo dweeb not on twitter

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

They made a serious effort to spread and it didn't pan out as well as they thought

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

democracy is when you can choose between the guy who always lies and the guy who can't string a sentence together

[–] trompete@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The framing "Biden senile, Trump lying" gets me. It should be "Biden senile (and racist), Trump wants to lead anti-immigrant lynch mob, both lying."

Biden said so many lies and half-truths that just pointing at Trump is dishonest af. And not putting front and center how Trump basically blamed every single thing on immigrants is just irresponsible. But the fucking libs have decided that the way to beat Trump is that they too need to be extra fucking racist, so they do not want to point that out.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Yes, there's a lot more to it, like how Biden is also currently perpetrating a genocide which Trump would absolutely continue to do

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a shitposting masto and a news masto. Two different servers. News masto has a lot of "criticizing Biden is Ageism" shit while the shitposters are basically all irony poisoned commies and anarchists making "we beat Medicare" and sundowner jokes.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Link me to this shitposting masto

Also I don't think I understand how Mastodon works

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jorts.horse
There's also toots.matapacos.dog
That one is basically the unofficial hexbear instance

[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

toots.matapacos.dog

Ah porkroll is admin. Very cool ty

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Democracy is when you must always vote for Good Party regardless of how bad they actually are, lest the only other viable party, Bad Party, win instead.

Thank you for your participation, citizen. Please don't ask any questions.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

we need to protect democracy

ukranian flag emoji in handle

How's Zelensky's term as president coming along again?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Listen that's different

The evil Russians invaded for reasons beyond our comprehension, so he had no choice but to suspend elections and not work on a treaty while turning the country into a private equity owned garbage heap

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Holding elections would put democracy at risk

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

becomes a fascist Reich

Always has been

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Mastadon is the actual worst. My first and only interaction with that platform was someone saying "Nazi RuZZians had no involvement in liberating Auschwitz". The ukronazi bootlickers there are the worst.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Fascists almost ready to take power and rule violently: sicko-crowd

biden-point Sorry pal. You don’t have enough votes.

sicko-no

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m too distracted by a grown-ass adult in their 30’s taking that NAFO shit seriously and expecting their political takes to be respected.

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

taking that NAFO shit seriously and expecting their political takes to be respected

A NAFO (baltoid political leader) is about to become the EU's foreign policy chief lmayo

She's exactly the flavor of turd that europeans deserve

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I saw that. They’re going to get a lot more bloodthirsty.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

November Man

Take me by the hand

Lead me to the land

That you understand

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I've noticed that Youtube comments are similar as well, like copies of one another, typically negative stuff about Biden

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Silence, nafoid

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I have been boost-muting or straight up unfollowing anybody who dumps un-CW'd US politics bullshit straight into my feed on the first offense. Works great!