I guess I'm more of a beeps but I think I want to be junior or even a moosh
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Beeps.
I can do frog song and turn my enemies into silenced, blind, slow, frogs.
can someone post the head pat emoji so i can pat all the frogs?
We should get a comm called goodposting for stuff like this
I know, this is top-tier effort posting. Comfy oasis
Most bisexual post on this site
all hexbears know is to be frog eat hot chip and lie
toss up between gerald and moosh today
Benus, obviously
Imposter
Gerald but with a partner
Edit: I have been informed that I am actually Terry, and my partner is Benus. Apologies for the misinformation.
Terry
Feeling like a Terry
Thanks, Comrade
beeps
I want to say I'm a Chris, but I'm a Beeps, and that's okay.
Beeps junior
I feel that Moosh best represents my interest in the Kingdom of Axum.
gerald but I don't like taking care of plants