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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess I'm more of a beeps but I think I want to be junior or even a moosh

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beeps.

I can do frog song and turn my enemies into silenced, blind, slow, frogs.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can someone post the head pat emoji so i can pat all the frogs?

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should get a comm called goodposting for stuff like this

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I know, this is top-tier effort posting. Comfy oasis

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most bisexual post on this site flag-bi-pride

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

all hexbears know is to be frog eat hot chip and lie

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

toss up between gerald and moosh today

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gerald but with a partner

Edit: I have been informed that I am actually Terry, and my partner is Benus. Apologies for the misinformation.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Meh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Meh@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Comrade

[–] asante@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to say I'm a Chris, but I'm a Beeps, and that's okay.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel that Moosh best represents my interest in the Kingdom of Axum.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gerald but I don't like taking care of plants