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[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 113 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Begrudging acceptance of the more palatable Billionaire is close to the microcosm of the political reality in the US (and the West).

I don't like Bill Gates, but at least he is no Zuckerberg. I don't like Zuckerberg, but at least he is no Elon Musk.

I don't like Biden, but at least he is no Trump. I don't like Trump, but at least he is no De Santis.

Ad infinitum while the bar gets lower and lower.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Jesus this is so accurate

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tbf Bill Gates is probably the worst of the lot

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

And we just kind of forgot for a few decades while Steve Jobs was being annoying

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gotta love that FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that brought us to this point amirite

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[–] lumpiangshawarma@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 2 years ago

Not for long inshallah.

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[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 95 points 2 years ago (4 children)

idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

His bowels become unpredictably explosive and dont know when to stop

[–] usa_suxxx@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Critical Support for Musk spontaneously combusting and taking Zuck out with him

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[–] YoungBelden@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

jesus how do you lose so badly you make zuck seem mildly cool

or more realistically zuck's human pr team

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How does he manage to be 100% right but still sound like a piss baby

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

terminal nerdistry. the prognosis was terminal but the motherfucker made a billion bucks so he's cheated the gods out of their rightful swirlys sicko-wistful

he will suffer in tartaros though, when his unnaturally preserved life ends elmofire

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Post was edited by a PR person with a PhD in Linguistics to make Zuck appear as non-offensive and professional as possible

[–] MarxFuryRoad@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Zukerberg is a copy of a human being made by linkedin users

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

like an iguana eating a fly.

Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?

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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

The most "charitable" thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 38 points 2 years ago (8 children)

If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he's being made fun of

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know what is real anymore. Surely this can't be real?

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

zuck is sad he cant go on a date with elon

[–] PZK@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An alternative would've been to say "Yes" and just put a ton of cameras and an audience into the backyard as well as a dozen drones or so.

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[–] flan@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Leave MMA to the pros: youtubers.

[–] takoman@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

I hate them both

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Stop giving the chodelet muskrat attention.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Nah fuck that. If he wants to get brain damage from Zucc he should be encouraged.

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