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[–] Menjoo@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 2 years ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 years ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 years ago

Moby's Dicks

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

The cocktail starfish

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

5 player co-op

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

Patrick PornStar

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 2 years ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Five girls one star

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Patrick and his five brothers.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie

[–] oji@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That's a penisea star

[–] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Ass to ass!

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago
[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] supercargo@r.nf 5 points 2 years ago
[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[–] Ravi@feddit.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The penis wheel

[–] derbolle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] xuxxun@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Falustarfish

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[–] credo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A growing star.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Gatling penis

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Boner's star.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago

Stellatum glandem

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"