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[–] Menjoo@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 1 year ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 year ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

Moby's Dicks

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The cocktail starfish

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

5 player co-op

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Patrick PornStar

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Five girls one star

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Patrick and his five brothers.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie

[–] oji@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's a penisea star

[–] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ass to ass!

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago
[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] supercargo@r.nf 5 points 1 year ago
[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[–] Ravi@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The penis wheel

[–] derbolle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] xuxxun@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Falustarfish

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[–] credo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A growing star.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Gatling penis

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Boner's star.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

Stellatum glandem

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"