When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I'm preparing food. It did not.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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It taught her magic tasty water might fall from the sky if she stays close enough to you!
There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.
Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.
Mine too, Goldie. Mine too.
So, uhh...
How'd you taste? They leave good reviews? No weird diseases, properly cooked?
And how much?
I would never be able to take such a picture of my dog. He would be ferociously licking the tiny bit of delicious food that he not allowed to have off of his back.
Those eyes are definitely saying, "How could you do this to me?"
Everyone of my dogs know the command, "get out of the kitchen"
Somehow It never occurred to me that people other than me say that exact thing to their dog
It's the fourth command every dog owner should teach. Save those puppy toes!
Mine knows it and doesn't listen (we don't try hard enough)
I used to throw kibble and say it and celebrate when they leave.
He really likes being around his people so I feel bad kicking him out. Luckily he mostly stays out of the way.
Do not the dog
He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap