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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a secret method practiced by the great masters through the ages, like Jim Carrey and Robin Williams, called crushing depression.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Both of them had three older siblings, growing up trying to make your siblings laugh seems to be a conducive environment as well.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just think up the dumbest thing you can think of and then write it

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Words to post by…

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

About halfway through Vol III of Capital, Marx drops the secret of always being funny but you have to read literally everything that comes before that point to get it

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone said it yet but I think the real answer is that we don't punch down. So much humor is just making fun of someone different or less fortunate than you, and we basically totally avoid that by...just not doing it. It leads to a different brand of more absurdist and or observational humor but (at least to me) it's more funny because it's something that pretty much everyone could laugh at. Comedy is a social thing and when comedy isn't leaving anyone out of the joke it's funnier. I think at least.

Also beanis

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

hellworld + revolutionary optimism = marx-joker

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about anything funny. But 9/11 was a national tragedy.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

But 9/11 was a national tragedy.

National tragedy, international comedy.

sit-back-and-enjoy

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I read theory

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bigotrythe opposite of this is the same fucking joke about trans people for the last ten years

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

We have the distinct advantage of not getting so mad at our own premises we just start screaming slurs which is a real leg up.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the spirit of pigpoopballs, it gives us strength

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Coping mechanism.

And we cope ALOT here.

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

But Doctor, I am Pagliacci

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I dunno everyone here is weird.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s really easy actually, all you have to do is say beanis and material conditions.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is what folks mean when they say to read theory

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Beanis conditions.

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

machiabelly

Well it takes a silly goose to know a silly goose

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I don't think I'm that funny, but when I'm at my funniest I'm just channeling Northernlion and Brace Belden.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

i may be many things, but no one has ever claimed that i am FUNNY, how dare u kitty-cri-texas

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

It’s mostly contempt for myself… my resentment of the general public helps too.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Usually I just talk to myself until I'm able to sift something funny out of the logorrhea. Only I find it funny though because most people don't understand the context of my inner thoughts. Constant distraction through self entertainment is a good way to keep all those negative thoughts away.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Chase off everybody that doesn't agree we're hilarious.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the only kind of autistic rizz I've got to work with.

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah something about being autistic just makes me hilarious to people. And they say we have no sense of humor

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Autistic people are actually fuckin comedy geniuses.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Emotes... emotes for miles and miles... tails-startled

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen to cumtown, that's unironically where 70% of this site's humor comes from.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Literally just a cumtown bit

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I’m not funny. I just have a keen sense of observation and understand the pulse of the group. I suppose that’s a form of comedy, but I prefer people who are organically funny

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally practiced all my life trying to be funny now that I think about it. If I wanted to distill it down, I think about a nervous man playing piano on stage. If it helps, imagine his girlfriend walking out of the theater. He sees it and becomes so distraught that he stops playing and gives into his nerves. I aspire to be the person in the audience who shouts "finish the song!" I think there's a lot of fun to be had in the small details of situations with a really big emotional center. When they're talking about that time their girlfriend walked out of their piano performance, you can ask what song they were playing. Then, upon consideration of the song, go "yeah, I would have walked out too, yawn."

Stavvy, the loser from cumtown, does a masterful job of teasing out small details from audience members to get them to paint a picture of what's going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hst2nYhedcY

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

lol the character arcs they all got

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Kommunism is when no potato chip

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my theory is that one of humor's main uses is as a way to compartmentalize things like horror and sorrow, and if you spend a lot of time becoming acutely aware of how much misery there is out there your sense of humor gets a lot of practice to compensate

EDIT: long way to say we are a little twisted around here, a bunch of jokers even, clowns who find the prospect of doing crime...humorous

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Hypercritical masses of cynicism, jadedness, and biggus-dickus