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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

According to the patent (US465588A) it should be over.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This is the way.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can... But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won't continue spinning.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

how can I delete someone else's comment?

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better yet, how do we get this person screened for psychopathy?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Psychopathy is a boon in my line of work.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How do you find working at psychopaths'R'us?

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[–] everett@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

If you put in a little extra unroll/reroll work, you can make it mysteriously change direction mid-roll and you'll be long gone.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You’re a sick son of a bitch

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It can be highly dependent on if you own a cat.


When I am not a cat owner: Over

When I am a cat owner: Under, most definitely.


Case in point:

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

My cat does this, while also ripping it up, so doesn't matter if it's over or under

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I understand a lot of cat owners have this happen, but my cats have never done it other than once and then never again after I redirected them with a cat toy.

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Over, to prevent the spread of bacteria by touching the wall. Under is acceptable if you have a cat, who will fuck with the roll.

[–] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The toilet paper drags against the wall either way though?

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but the paper is clean, your hands are dirty. If the paper hangs over, you can grab the paper directly. If the paper hangs under you may have to touch the wall to be able to get at the paper.

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[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

hands touching the wall

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Over unless you got a cat or little kids

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Or unless you have a weird roll holder that is super prone to overfeeding.

[–] viking 21 points 2 years ago

My cats never cared about toilet paper, so over all the way.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you have kids or pets that like to play with the toilet paper roll?

If yes, then Under.

If no, then Over.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usenet had like a 10 month discussion about this after which it was considered definitively proven and agreed upon that this is the answer. Everyone ITT can rehash the discussion if they want but they are only rejecting science.

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[–] ciphershort@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be chaotic like me and just put it on whichever way it's facing when you put the new roll on.

[–] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 13 points 2 years ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

My toilet paper is sideways.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same, on a vertical spike.

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A few years ago I chose to stop thinking about it. I just refill the roll and don’t worry about it. When I realized it didn’t matter, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders. Same with trying to stop the gas pump on the nearest dollar or setting the tv volume to an even number.

I don’t know why I felt such a relief when I let go, but I did and now I’m free!

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

mashed into a thick paste and applied liberally to the anus

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[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Over, unless you have cats

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Over is best for high rate on a household single roll holder, but if you ever load a bathroom stall toilet roll magazine its gotta be under or the next round wont cycle into chamber

[–] Today@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.

[–] anonymouse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is your husband my girlfriend?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] lemmeout@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I like it inside, where you loop it through the tube.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago
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