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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

According to the patent (US465588A) it should be over.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can... But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won't continue spinning.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (10 children)

What did they do before 1891?

[–] krdo@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn't invented, they'd wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It's actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

Let's just say that swans didn't enjoy the human use for their necks.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how can I delete someone else's comment?

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better yet, how do we get this person screened for psychopathy?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Psychopathy is a boon in my line of work.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How do you find working at psychopaths'R'us?

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[–] everett@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

If you put in a little extra unroll/reroll work, you can make it mysteriously change direction mid-roll and you'll be long gone.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You’re a sick son of a bitch

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It can be highly dependent on if you own a cat.


When I am not a cat owner: Over

When I am a cat owner: Under, most definitely.


Case in point:

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

My cat does this, while also ripping it up, so doesn't matter if it's over or under

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I understand a lot of cat owners have this happen, but my cats have never done it other than once and then never again after I redirected them with a cat toy.

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Over, to prevent the spread of bacteria by touching the wall. Under is acceptable if you have a cat, who will fuck with the roll.

[–] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The toilet paper drags against the wall either way though?

[–] BynaD@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but the paper is clean, your hands are dirty. If the paper hangs over, you can grab the paper directly. If the paper hangs under you may have to touch the wall to be able to get at the paper.

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[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

hands touching the wall

[–] viking 21 points 1 year ago

My cats never cared about toilet paper, so over all the way.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Over unless you got a cat or little kids

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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have kids or pets that like to play with the toilet paper roll?

If yes, then Under.

If no, then Over.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usenet had like a 10 month discussion about this after which it was considered definitively proven and agreed upon that this is the answer. Everyone ITT can rehash the discussion if they want but they are only rejecting science.

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[–] ciphershort@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be chaotic like me and just put it on whichever way it's facing when you put the new roll on.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few years ago I chose to stop thinking about it. I just refill the roll and don’t worry about it. When I realized it didn’t matter, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders. Same with trying to stop the gas pump on the nearest dollar or setting the tv volume to an even number.

I don’t know why I felt such a relief when I let go, but I did and now I’m free!

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My toilet paper is sideways.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same, on a vertical spike.

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

mashed into a thick paste and applied liberally to the anus

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[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Over, unless you have cats

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Over is best for high rate on a household single roll holder, but if you ever load a bathroom stall toilet roll magazine its gotta be under or the next round wont cycle into chamber

[–] Today@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.

[–] anonymouse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is your husband my girlfriend?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Under because that way you can model it by making a cylinder and adding a plane to it, because the plane is attached to the back you don't have to do the extra work of making sure the textures line up.

Under, 'cause cat.

[–] lemmeout@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I like it inside, where you loop it through the tube.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I grew up with cats, so my default is under.

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