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Just to give people some ideas of how to handle the next outage...

I'll start first: I was having s*x

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll start first: I was having s*x

Is that a euphemism for something?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The asterisk is actually censoring an "i". I had six of @Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net's soy tacos.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

¡Ay, Dios mío!

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wasn't expecting company, lol. I'll get out the almond cheese. Have to say I'm getting better at it then when I first started. Still takes forever to brown the tofu though.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

using almonds instead of cashews

epic fail

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Didn't know tbh. Gotta see how it does on pizza.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Getting my labor exploited smh

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fighting in Ukraine, slober uraknium!

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

07 Silver uranium

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's an offshoot of Lemmygrad dot Net.

[–] arswaw@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I visited the strawberry festival.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I definitely wasn't in Bolivia

<_<

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

sleepin

taking a shit

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was cooking soy tacos.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Something like "sleeping" but not really

I choose to believe this was due to a lack of posting-energy in the Global Inter-network

cat-vibing too hard yesterday

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

donkeys don't appreciate this post

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Reading, playing LoL and hunting a flying cockroach

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Workingkombucha-disgust

Actually that's only partially true. It was a slow day so I watched the Euros for the bulk of the day.

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I contracted paid crisis actors to call me a liberal in various forms of Maoist Standard English.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

being on grad

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I was hanging out in the Bolivian presidential palace via-getty

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Drink wine, watch YouTube

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

chainsmoking and jerking off

I was having zzz

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I read theory, I feel so dirty.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

unionizing my workplace

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I watched a couple episodes of Lost, then went to work.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Working and spending time with family because I'm got a fucking dweeb

Jk tho mostly browsing lemmygrad not logged in

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Hitting some primo kush