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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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And I don't even have a wife!

AND! AND! He bidet'd my butthole! How it's extra clean and that is just DISGUSTING

@Nakoichi@hexbear.net mods pls stop him he made fun of my eyelids i-spil-my-jice

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Lies! I would never have sex! Everyone here knows this!

Anyone else that talks shit gets their shit sprayed....... clean off. Don't fuck with bidet crew!

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He bidet'd my butthole

Based

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I don't even have a wife!

Is everyone not still dating you? Was that just for the one post??? thinking-about-it

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone on the site is dating me, but we're not married

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Not a marrying owl I see bocchi-cry

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Has anyone thought of creating a "Nuttbidet"? Just blast a penis after ejaculation to clean it