Just to be clear, I'm not kidding. He was on TV at one point talking about how he and his friends all fucked hens because (according to him) that's just what you do when you grow up on a farm. I wonder if he crippled his immune system with that shit.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's just haunted by a poultrygeist

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok listen this one can't be true, like if he said that then he made it up. Because you literally can't fuck a chicken, that kills them very quickly. People have tried, and they don't try twice lol

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think they were his chickens, so he might have been killing them.

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[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Well the second question is probably just availability. There are dogs everywhere and a lot of people straight up harass you if you don't have or like dogs.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Source is a fascist porn star and likely skewed by unserious answers, but still, it’s very funny that all of tankie fetishes are pretty tame compared to right wing shit. And her audience are right wingers, so they had the perfect opportunity to make the left look bad.

Putting sadism and petplay on the same level as scat is crazy lol

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

To me there's something weird about having "sex positions other than missionary" listed as a kink next to necrophilia.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is there actually no piss kink acknowledgement here?

Also... the fact that incest is associated with the right wing peltier-laugh rough

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

and because horses are a bit more difficult cw:bestiality, death

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The prosecutor's office says no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

Mfs can find hundreds of tapes of video evidence of they rapping the horses, but there's "no evidence of injury"

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Like the jury wouldn't convict anyone out in front of them regardless of the charges

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Paw-her dynamics.

kelly

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She got that dawg in her

Edit: Jesus Christ that was a bad one even by my standards

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ruff Rider

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raw dogging kelly

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

NOOOOO

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

STOP

DROP

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Just FYI when putting in CWs it's good practice to indicate what content you're warning about.

For example this one would be (CW: Beastiality)

[–] arswaw@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to be honest, I wasn't expecting exactly that headline.

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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know how anyone comes back from that tbh. That is a life ruiner. Can’t look any family or friends in the eye ever again. Change your identity and move far far away.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you can't take the shame, don't fuck the dane. idk what else to tell her

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Cursed tagline nomination che-smile

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Jerry Falwell Jr., president of an evangelical christian college, was exposed for paying his pool boy to cuck him while he watches from the closet (literally lmao). Now what you do on your own time, I don’t care, but lol. Your entire job is shaming kids and fearing god.

*originally mentioned a story about his dad. I misremembered and didnt know it was satire.