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[–] Storm@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, this is what the future looks like under capitalism.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, three would be no recalls in the future and people will just keep driving the death machines until someone dies.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

They'll still love it though

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

melon-musk "Finally, the future looks like the future!"

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

This is typical anti-Tesla propaganda from another short seller.

Where are all the articles writing about the bits that don't fly off while a Cybertruck is barreling down the highway?
Where are all the people talking about the parts that do work on the Cybertruck?
Where is the running count of all the days where there hasn't been a Cybertruck recall?

Discusting!!

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve noticed this in IoT all the time.

When every game before the DSi had to be ready out the door but every game after could have day zero fixes.

When Windows had to come in one piece because all fixes could only come through service packs.

When your smart fridge needs a firmware update

Etc. Etc.

Capitalism has to work extra hard to keep itself viable

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even the Mars rovers have day zero patches

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So they can pull off a mars express error and fixit if they find it inflight?

That would be cool

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Each probe has two fully redundant computers so they push to one with prod and one is a fallback. A lot of times the code isn't finished by landing and development happens in flight.

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have been seeing more lately in my area, and it is an immediate "get the fuck away from that thing" moment for me.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Saw.my first one a couple days ago. It looked insane and i was glad to see it was turning away from me.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Proud to say I haven't seen one yet but I also live in an environment where an uncoated stainless steel vehicle would literally not make it through a single winter.

Had a friend take their car to a mechanic out west and the guy told me friend he hates to say it but he's pretty sure somebody sold him a vehicle that had been in a flood based on the condition of the underside of it.

My friend bought the car new and just drove it in northeast winters (and the salt associated with them) for 5 years.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah that sounds like the typical car in the greater Buffalo-Rochester area

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Still love the truck!

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Concerning. my-hero

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And how many sold? Last count I had some weeks back was in low thousands. Did they even do any QA?

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my-hero masterful gambit, epic sir

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Oh bazinga oh bazanga oh my darling techbro truck

You were recalled four times over

Oh my darling cybertruck

[–] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I laugh my ass off every time I see Simone Giertz's reaction to the Cybertruck.

https://youtu.be/FCKjmfsgBBY?si=VPVDktDJYwfZ5NRi Reaction starts at 6:20

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer my trucks high poly