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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So close to getting the swastika right

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's going to Ukraine and that is a Slavic pagan symbol.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm more concerned about the zombie children soldiers trying to break in the door

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Gotta board up the windows mom.

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The more you look at that door the worse it becomes. It’s actually a total mindfuck, because the zombie is reaching he hand around the outside of the door frame, which almost makes it seem like he’s reaching through a wall - but that same dead space he’s reaching through is part of the connecting wall in the hallway

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'll be be back with ham mom I promise.

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I will ham be back" -General Douglas MacArthur upon leaving for the hospital after having a stroke.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

"Ham back better, fat" Biden getting his shot in the ass for the debate.

[–] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are they even trying to say here?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Nothing, it's AI generated including the text.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Gobblesamen

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's always sus how AI and AI art is the one technology that boomers have embraced in droves.

I feel like they didn't embrace it, they just fall for it the most

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] goose@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I will ham

Be be back, be be back, be be back, be be back

Be be back, be be back, be be back, I will ham