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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST

From Law Offices of Barton, Banner & Stark 890 Fifth Avenue, Manhattan New York City, NY, 10005

Date 23 June 2024

Re: Defamation of internet username

Dear c/badposting commumity of Hexbear Dot Net, at Langley Virginia,

This letter has been served as notice of your unwarranted defamation activities, or the equivalent thereof, that has been on-going in recent weeks. Therefore, you are required to cease and desist all verbal and emotional attacks, including but not limited to:

  1. Poking fun at ButtBidet’s sincere and thoughtful posts
  2. Satirising ButtBidet’s words without his permission
  3. Commenting on ButtBidet’s posts with unkind emojis

You must refrain from all defamation against the user known as ButtBidet.

The previously conducted actions are unwanted, unwelcome, and have become unbearable. Due to the aforementioned harm you have caused, this cease and desist shall serve as a pre-suit letter demanding that you provide us written assurance within 15 days that you will refrain from further actions that could be deemed as defamation.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist letter within the aforementioned time-period then the Supreme Court will be notified about your mean posting.

Sincerely,

Clinton Francis Barton Esq. Attorney to ButtBidet

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

If you do not comply with this cease and desist letter within the aforementioned time-period then the Supreme Court will be notified about your mean posting.

Pffft mean posting? Bean posting more like it

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you heard of this guy called @ButtBidet@hexbear.net? I hear he's a huge dweeb weenie that kisses Joe Biden when no one is looking.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

farquaad-point Look at this nerd not even beanisposting

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

agony-limitless

I told you to stop it!

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cease deez nuts

What's next ya 🤓, are you gonna bring your mom to tell us to stop making fun of you.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Even his lawyer sounds like a loser!