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Sigma male? Sigma balls (media.kbin.social)
submitted 2 years ago by SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because I'm inside Putin's walls

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Shit man, those bunker walls must be roomy.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 5 points 2 years ago

NCD has agents everywhere

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

Ukraine: will they actually nuke when I send a drone? No.

Multiple drones on Moscow? Still no.

Blow up a bridge? Nope.

Maybe a boat? Silence.

[–] Dazza@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Right now 1 USD is exactly 100 RUB. Up from 60. [https://www.google.com/search?q=usd+to+rub&sca_esv=556551428&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB814GB814&hl=en-GB&ei=HgzZZOjFK_uohbIP_-OwkAQ&oq=usd+to+rub&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgp1c2QgdG8gcnViKgIIADINEAAYigUYsQMYgwEYQzIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIuipQoRBY3iFwAXgBkAEAmAHxAaAB6QSqAQU1LjAuMbgBAcgBAPgBAcICChAAGEcY1gQYsAPCAgoQABiKBRiwAxhDwgIGEAAYBxgewgIHEAAYgAQYCsICCBAAGAUYBxgewgIHEAAYigUYQ8ICCRAAGIoFGAoYQ8ICDRAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGAriAwQYACBBiAYBkAYR&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp]

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

You gonna bark all day, little doggy?

Or are you gonna bite?

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try threatening with a nuke. Maybe they didn't hear you.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't tell me what to do or I'll nuke you.

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Like this, but louder. I don't think they can year you.