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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Boy I tell ya hwat we gotta seize them dang ol' means a production.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm a hankie leftist anytime I watch a sappy movie. Or as happened earlier a particularly moving 2 second segment of a music video.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The hanky code isn't real and i'm increasingly convinced it never was. Like some mechanic had a grease rag tucked in to her pants at the bar after work and was like "oh yeah this means i'm in to left handed blonde librarians who have never heard the crow of a black cock and speach dutch" and everyone else got in on the joke and some poor out of towner passing by was like "holy shit i had no idea" and reported it to her friends as gospel through.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Tissue Gang in shambles

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

What colour is your hankie?