Plot twist: that's the same head. Gramps here is in a custody battle against his granddaughter for ownership of his daughter's head.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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mfw when im the judge and i see a decapitated head in court: 
Killer be like "don't you guys want to take the head as evidence of my murder?" and the cops be like "nah it's yours to keep, show the judge!"
Is it standard practice to put chain leashes around defendants necks
Only while you're letting them show off their severed head collection.
No. In most countries of course that’s seen as a last resort in order not to jeopardize the defendant and in the US, the chain goes around the waste and hands for courtroom defendants
I beg your pardon, but when exactly did you get that severed head? Because an updated version of the severed head was released just this morning 