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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am interested in nothing, and nothing excites me

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dismantling the working class is the only passion he has

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

marx Keir Starmer you are my strongest soldier, go and abolish class

tory ogey [dismantles the working class]

marx-joker

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

That's just me when depressed

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He’s just like me fr

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Up and coming Blairite politican Hugh Mann, the honourable member for Golan Heights

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

You can pretty much copy-paste this.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I don't know if I've ever seen a more rizzless individual

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Gormless and lacking personality? You couldn't name a more iconic duo than those traits and a liberal politician in the imperial core who claims to be part of a "Labour" party.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is what passes for journalism in the west

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I wish I could just fall asleep and be asleep, though 6 hours doesn't seem like much.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't dream because he never sleeps enough.

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Windmill, windmill for the land, is everybody iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

He then blinked his left and right eyes independently and stared intently at a wood beetle.