Elon's wife leaving him for Chelsea Manning, now Trump's wife leaving him for Stan Kelly. Stay tuned for breaking news about Zuckerberg's wife and Brace Belden.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zuck's wife surely would love a enterprising girlboss rachel jake

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Kelly shooting his shot! sicko-yes

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does Kelly have the sauce to compete with our big wet boy? thicc-trump

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Melania lusts after Trump's big dumpy so unless Kelly's got junk in his trunk, good luck.

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spray-bottle kelly

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Uhhh

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago

This may be his masterpiece

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know this word has lost its meaning, but is the statue of liberty getting cucked?

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Only if the first lady is "married to America" which, kinda?

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

😦 where is the latest fad