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volcel-police the-doohickey

I violated my oath and I've failed you all

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this your way of bragging to us that you had sex?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's my way of apologizing to you that I had sex bateman-desperate

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gigachad Look out! We got a sex haver here!

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dammit Four! You’re out of control! The mayor is up my ass. One more scandal and I’ll have yours.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I'm too old for this shit.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The mayor is up my ass.

volcel-judge Hands in the air, creep!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New rule: please don't announce to us when you've just had ~~beanis~~ sex

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

And let violations go unreported? volcel-judge

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

dw im sure we can forgive you

...dunno about the volcel piggies though, ah here they come now

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[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the spec script I wrote for a hard-boiled police procedural called Cockenballs

Named after the main character, Detective Harry Q. Cockenballs

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Finally a good cop

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Congratulations or sorry that happened to you.