badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Like what if I distract someone and they walk onto the street like 
and get hit by a car
Should I make myself less outstandingly hot or is that what the EVIL COMMIES want?
Personally, I would love to die by having my heart jump out of my chest, doing the Charleston and then exploding from seeing someone attractive
Will the heart say "ha-cha-cha!" while it dances?
But of course, my heart isn't gonna half-ass it
Should I make myself less outstandingly hot or is that what the EVIL COMMIES want?
One thing I learned at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too is that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
It is, this is why I'm on the run.
If the volcel police haven't come for you yet, I have some bad news.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I think the 
consider the to be the crime rather than the hotness, arguably this helps the VP by self-regulating -brains somewhat
I don't know, I don't think those kind of people exist. I've only seen them in mirrors.
MFW I'm too much of a hobgoblin to ever qualify for the too-hot-for-society gulag 
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*This is my actual wardrobe
At a job I once had someone whonwe worked with was on the way in while me and a pal were going on a smoke break. Dude was looking so good a gust of wind followed him. He looked like Jeff Winger if everyone in the world was the Dean. In that case, yes. Society would collapse if people looked thst good all the time.
It should be tbh
Sick and tired of sexy people not being in jail
When that day comes I'll see you there comrade
yeah in some times and places it is
modesty laws are basically this chain of logic but blaming and criminalizing women for Revealing Spring Attire Reminds Man He Nothing More Than Weak, Hormonal Ogre
Please don't make me illegal, I swear it's just natural charisma (and estrogen)
I'm immune to hot people cos I'm too busy staring at the floor.
your going 2 jail now