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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I slept naked and not in my underwear like I always do. I know, I fucked up. I am now sipping caviar and eating champagne and have betrayed the revolution.

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[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's okay, I farted in my bosses corner office twice

Once under my own volition and once more on your behalf

rat-salute-2

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's ok. I wore a shirt last night like the labor aristocrat that I am.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr. Softie even wanted nothing to do with me until I put some pants on, which I did when it got colder overnight and I woke up. FOLKS, it JUST turned summer and I already can't stand it.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I feel you. It's been lows in the 70s, highs in the upper 90s for us all week, and the extended forecast shows no end in sight. Just the occasional storm to keep up the ambient humidity!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Unbelievable