this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Hit yourself you will, three months from now"

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why do you think the stairs are green? Coincidence?
https://starwarsintrogenerator.com/scroller?u=2yh63ohk

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 1 year ago

this is thee perfect Yoda picture for this bullshit 🤣🤣🤣

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hit yourself at 3rd floor, you will thank us 3 months from now?

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"3 months from now you will thank us. Hit yourself at third floor!"

I guess the hit yourself is meaning to hit the gym?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't see how that could be the meeting, I mean it shows him punching himself in the picture right there.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I thought that was a swan

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

if the third floor is extra small or something, maybe getting really yoked makes it difficult to pass through?

like "you're gonna be so buff that you'll be unable to squeeze through a narrow corridor! "

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stairs by Yoda

"Hit yourself, you will"

[–] ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Thank me, three months from now you will!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

HITTING

STOP

YOURSELF

STOP

YOURSELF

HITTING

YOURSELF

STOP

[–] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

It will totally make sense after the 'roid shot.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Thank us at third floor, hit yourself you will three months from now?

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

At least they got a screaming deal on that contractor

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

(out of order + acronym)

HIT (high intensity train~~ing~~) yourself
At 3rd floor[,]
You will
Thank us
3 months
From now

Source: digg (apparently still exists)

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 3 points 1 year ago

2 months to go til I either hit myself, thank them, or both

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

old but gold