ive pissed my pants, ive pissed in sinks, ive pissed in troughs, ive pissed in bathtubs, alleyways, planters, construction sites. i've pissed in graves ive pissed on spread ashes. if you think for a moment i wouldnt piss on a president
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
When you gotta go you gotta go sorry dude
alternatively, "Can't take the piss, stay out of the toilet!
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Does he look like he wants me to pee on him? I’m not doing it if it’s a sex thing.
I die immediately
Just be glad my gall bladder medication makes my pee smell worse than normal
Do a 360 then walk away.
If this actually happened to me no joke I would probably cry, like this would be disturbing and scary, I would hope someone else would see it so they wouldn't think I went crazy. All I can say is I don't want to see this irl
Grab my spare TV and smack him over the head with it (I believe this is how skibiditoilet is defeated)
I guess I'm going pee in my pants
Enjoy my piss, Genocide Joe
Plunger.
I leave, eat a bunch of asparagus, and then come back. I've been training for this moment.
BUT TRUMP IS SPEAKING GERMAN! or something like that.