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I already used one on a self cleaning Fleshlight

Plz help me pick the other 2

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A sex arse to put the fleshlight inside of!

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never got the term sex arse. Every ass is for sex if have a bit of creativity. Why distinguish?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

There's sex ass and then there's doo doo ass, very different things

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Make the tectonic plates move 3000x faster

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you say "tits and an ass" that counts as one wish

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The genie will give you a donkey and birds

I want a pair of blue footed boobies.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

The ability to tickle someone's prostate or gspot just by thinking it.

The US political debates would get so much better... Think of all the awkward tense situations you could make worse.

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

an identical self dirtying fleshlight so you can do that "one dude only tells lies and their door goes to hell" riddle but with your dick

i need a garlic press so if you can wish for one of those and hand it to me that would be swell

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t post the icp lyrics Don’t post the icp lyrics Don’t post the icp lyrics

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

alas, at this point milenko can only grant him two fat bitches

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Genies are mischievous little buggers, better be careful with that flashlight.

I'm sure it's fine. Now to test it out...

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

beanis

beanis

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I mean have you asked for more wishes yet rhat seems like a gimme