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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Sound like scene in muppets movie

[–] KDE@monyet.cc 1 points 2 years ago

Kde plasma archlinux

[–] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Am pretty lazy.

[–] dualcoreduron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

[–] Stormdaddy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

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[–] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

[–] Antimutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I’ve is a contraction - not a word.

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[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Linux + random numbers

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Eric explosively good name.

[–] ioabmfuscated@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

ioabmfuscated is obfuscated

[–] Whirlybird@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Random name generator.

[–] SilentSeven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Book name liked it

[–] TruTollTroll@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

[–] Snowman44@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Made snowman once on blender. Used as avatar on forums. Changed username to snowman. username stuck.

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[–] probablynaked@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

While I don’t know what exactly the future will hold for me, I know there is at least one constant when perusing Lemmy

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

While this one doesn't follow the no pronouns / articles rule, it's a work of art.

[–] Woozy@dmv.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Extraordinary classic fantasy books provided ignition for inspired creativity.

Caveman like enough?

[–] u202307011927@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

@u202307011927@feddit.de is selfexplanatory some people believe. Timestamp of cake day

[–] broguy89@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Words + number.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Abbreviated alias

[–] Pancakes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like pancakes

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Googled random stuff to trick people.

[–] evatronic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

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[–] brachypelmasmithi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

workers rise up in wales, kill soldiers, make big red flag, liked cheese and bread

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Doesn't play jazz trumpet.

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Tasty snacks good

[–] TiredNerdDad@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Current life status

[–] kworpy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I've seen several people with usernames that aren't actual words, and I thought they were pretty cool so I decided to follow along and come up with a cool non-word name myself. Forgot how I came up with "kworpy"

[–] unrealiguana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Saw Unreal Engine 5 trailer. Nat geo in background. Put 2 and 2 together.

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Irmoz musician. Irmoz musician alias "Irmoz". Irmoz chose alias as username.

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Fwow13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fwow13 > Fwow12

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